No Sex Please: We're British
1973 | 85m | English
Popularity: 0.3 (history)
| Director: | Cliff Owen |
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| Writer: | Anthony Marriott, Brian Cooke, Johnnie Mortimer |
| Staring: |
| A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the banks' head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening. | |
| Release Date: | Jul 25, 1973 |
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| Director: | Cliff Owen |
| Writer: | Anthony Marriott, Brian Cooke, Johnnie Mortimer |
| Genres: | Comedy |
| Keywords | bank, based on play or musical, risque |
| Production Companies | BHP |
| Box Office |
Revenue: $0
Budget: $0 |
| Updates |
Updated: Aug 03, 2024 Entered: Apr 27, 2024 |
| Name | Character |
|---|---|
| Ronnie Corbett | Brian Runnicles |
| Beryl Reid | Bertha Hunter |
| Arthur Lowe | Mr Bromley |
| Ian Ogilvy | David Hunter |
| Susan Penhaligon | Penny Hunter |
| David Swift | Inspector Paul |
| Michael Bates | Mr. Needham |
| Cheryl Hall | Daphne |
| Deryck Guyler | Park Keeper |
| Valerie Leon | Susan |
| Margaret Nolan | Barbara |
| Gerald Sim | Reverend Mower |
| Michael Robbins | Car Driver |
| Frank Thornton | Glass Shop Manager |
| Michael Ripper | Traffic Warden |
| Sydney Bromley | Rag & Bone Man |
| Robin Askwith | Baker's Delivery Man |
| Lloyd Lamble | American Man |
| Mavis Villiers | American Lady |
| John Bindon | Pete |
| Stephen Greif | Niko |
| Brian Wilde | Policeman |
| Eric Longworth | Man with Lighter |
| Edward Sinclair | Postman |
| Fred Griffiths | Delivery Man |
| Lucy Griffiths | Spinster Lady |
| John Scott Martin | White Line Workman |
| Bart Allison | Council Workman |
| Name | Job |
|---|---|
| Cliff Owen | Director |
| Ray Simm | Production Design |
| Julia Squire | Costume Design |
| Wally Schneiderman | Makeup Artist |
| Gordon Bond | Hairstylist |
| Anthony Marriott | Theatre Play, Screenplay |
| Alistair Foot | Theatre Play |
| Eric Rogers | Original Music Composer |
| Ken Hodges | Director of Photography |
| Ralph Kemplen | Editor |
| Jenia Reissar | Casting |
| Brian Cooke | Screenplay |
| Johnnie Mortimer | Screenplay |
| Ariel Levy | Assistant Director |
| Denis Johnson | Production Supervisor |
| Name | Title |
|---|---|
| John R. Sloan | Producer |
| John Gale | Co-Producer |
| John Woolf | Executive Producer |
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