The Magnificent Eleven
11 United Can Never Be Defeated
2013 | 87m | English
Popularity: 0.2 (history)
| Director: | Jeremy Wooding |
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| Writer: | Irvine Welsh, John Adams, Peter Adams |
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| A modernization of the classic western in which the Cowboys are a struggling local amateur soccer team, the Indians run a nearby Tandoori restaurant and the bandits are a group of menacing thugs led by a maniac known simply as 'American Bob'. | |
| Release Date: | Mar 08, 2013 |
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| Director: | Jeremy Wooding |
| Writer: | Irvine Welsh, John Adams, Peter Adams |
| Genres: | Comedy, Drama |
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| Production Companies | Film i Väst, Premiere Picture, Filmgate Films, Angry Badger Pictures, Plumcourt Production, Pure Film Productions |
| Box Office |
Revenue: $0
Budget: $0 |
| Updates |
Updated: Feb 10, 2026 Entered: Apr 27, 2024 |
| Name | Character |
|---|---|
| Josh O'Connor | Andy |
| Robert Vaughn | American Bob |
| Sean Pertwee | Pete |
| Keith Allen | Dave |
| Jay Simpson | Rob |
| Tanya Franks | Clare |
| Paul Barber | Trainer |
| Jenna Harrison | Jodie |
| Irvine Welsh | Diner |
| Phillip Rhys | Ramesh |
| Nina Young | American Businesswoman |
| Kevin Howarth | Vince |
| Joe Egan | Jack |
| Danny Midwinter | Richard |
| Natasha Powell | Jill |
| Gary Lineker | Tomato |
| Robert Fucilla | Chris |
| Annameka Porter-Sinclair | Estelle |
| Samantha Lyden | Alicia |
| Joseph Millson | Fire Chief |
| Ryan Hawley | Kurt |
| Paul Blackwell | Football Mascot |
| Tom Cotcher | Pub Landlord |
| Gary Mavers | Larry |
| Alexandra Afryea | Sports Car Girl |
| Name | Job |
|---|---|
| Jeremy Wooding | Director |
| Irvine Welsh | Writer |
| John Adams | Writer |
| Peter Adams | Writer |
| Phil Lawrence | Original Music Composer |
| Ian Howes | Director of Photography |
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Popularity History
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| 2024 | 4 | 3 | 6 | 1 |
| 2024 | 5 | 5 | 8 | 2 |
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| 2024 | 8 | 4 | 13 | 1 |
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| 2024 | 10 | 4 | 11 | 2 |
| 2024 | 11 | 3 | 7 | 1 |
| 2024 | 12 | 3 | 8 | 1 |
| 2025 | 1 | 3 | 6 | 1 |
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| 2025 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| 2025 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2025 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2025 | 9 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
| 2025 | 10 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| 2025 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2025 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2026 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2026 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Trending Position
Malignant more like! The Magnificent Eleven of the title are a bunch of boozy amateur league footballers, they are so bad that scoring one goal is seen as the equal of winning the World Cup! Unfortunately because they are so bad they can’t get sponsorship and are about to fold. That is until a ra ... ucous night at the local Indian takeaway results in the saving of the team. But lurking around with menace is local thug American Bob, who along with his henchman are putting the squeeze on the restaurant for protection money owed. Paul Barber is the manager, Keith Allen is the captain and Sean Pertwee is the star player! That’s enough for British film fans to know just what sort of film this is. In truth in spite of its snazzy cast list, it’s not very good, the attempt at making a play on The Magnificent Seven, with Robert Vaughn turning up as American Bob, never really works. However, for football fans, and especially those that have played Sunday league footie, there is charm to be found and some genuine laugh out loud moments. Only a Sunday league player in Britain could understand why a team called Real Sociopath is genius funny. A select audience only for this one, non Brits need not apply. 5/10