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We'll Never Have Paris

2014 | 89m | English

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Quinn, a neurotic man, is diagnosed with a harmless eye condition and soon after his life spirals out of control. He second-guesses his plans to propose to his longtime girlfriend, Devon, after his beautiful coworker, Kelsey, confesses that she has a crush on him. After a conversation with his best friend, Jameson, he clumsily tries to explain his doubts to Devon, but his possible proposal turns into a break-up. When Devon flees to Paris, he follows her in a last-ditch effort to win back "the one."
Release Date: Oct 01, 2014
Director: Simon Helberg, Jocelyn Towne
Writer: Simon Helberg
Genres: Comedy, Romance
Keywords paris, france, new york city, marriage proposal, provence, sarcasm, florist, hypochondriac, based on true story, crush, fear of commitment, best friend, co-workers relationship, break-up, bumbling, high school sweetheart, temptation, semi autobiographical, woman director, french family, college professor, vintage car, ophthalmologist, father son relationship, piano player, longtime girlfriend
Production Companies Orion Pictures, K5 International, Bifrost Pictures, The Bridge Finance Company, E2B Capital, H3 Films, Dog-Eared Pictures
Box Office Revenue: $0
Budget: $0
Updates Updated: Feb 01, 2025
Entered: Apr 13, 2024
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Name Character
Simon Helberg Quinn
Melanie Lynskey Devon
Zachary Quinto Jameson
Judith Light Jean
Maggie Grace Kelsey
Alfred Molina Terry
Jason Ritter Kurt
Meredith Hagner Leah
Geoffrey Cantor Neighbor
Dana Ivey Francoise
Jamil Mena Isaac
Lizan Mitchell Nurse
Ebon Moss-Bachrach Guillaume
Fritz Weaver Phillipe
Name Job
Simon Helberg Writer, Director
Jocelyn Towne Director
Polly Morgan Director of Photography
Mollie Goldstein Editor
Kathleen Chopin Casting
Armann Ortega Set Decoration
Cati James Makeup Artist
Steven Jos Phan Art Direction
Felicia Nelson Hair Department Head
Alexandra Schaller Production Design
Alexis & Sam Original Music Composer
Guillaume Dreyfus Line Producer
Stephanie Wise Makeup Department Head
Rebecca Luke Costume Design
Name Title
Simon Helberg Producer
Marc Platt Executive Producer
Jocelyn Towne Producer
Daniel Wagner Executive Producer
Carrie Menke Executive Producer
Cassian Elwes Executive Producer
Judd Rubin Executive Producer
Kevin Scott Frakes Executive Producer
Zülfikar Güzelgün Executive Producer
Rodney Baty Executive Producer
Robert Ogden Barnum Producer
Steffen Aumueller Executive Producer
Hollis Hill Executive Producer
Katie Mustard Producer
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Kamurai
6.0

Decent watch, probably won't watch again, and can't recommend. I like Simon Helberg as an actor, but there is so little about this character that makes me care about him at all. And I like Melanie Lynskey, as an actor, and she's pretty too, but with Maggie Grace and her character, even from his ... perspective, it doesn't make any sense why there is a story here at all, he should just be with Kelsey. I'll digress a bit, but he's just the embodiment of problems, and she's just using time invested as an excuse to keep torturing herself with a relationship she finds taxing with little benefit. Most of the movie is about how they're scared they've both sheltered themselves too much and might be making a mistake. It seems like they go and prove themselves right, and still come to an obvious and stereotypical conclusion. None of this should be spoilers, it's a very blatant formulaic "break up because I want to know what else is out there" cliche of a movie, with all the standard features. I'm not going to say you're wasting your time on this, but I will say that there are probably better movies out there to watch.

Jun 23, 2021