The Baby Juice Express
One false move and the sperm gets it!
2004 | 85m | English
Popularity: 1 (history)
| Director: | Michael Hurst |
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| Writer: | Nick Moran, Michael Hurst |
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| A middle class London lad’s gangster fantasies go awry when his dodgy uncle puts them into debt to a real life crime boss. Still pulling strings from behind bars, the kingpin’s only desire is to conceive an heir by smuggling his sperm to his wife on the outside. There’s only one way the boys know how to raise the money fast … hijack the ‘baby juice express’. But kidnapping ‘baby juice’ turns out to be fraught with even more peril than the bumbling wannabes could possibly have imagined in this cheeky spin on the gangster genre. Starring Nick Moran (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels), with Julian Clary (one of Britain’s funniest) and Joe Bugner (former boxing champion and one of Australia’s toughest!). | |
| Release Date: | Apr 19, 2004 |
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| Director: | Michael Hurst |
| Writer: | Nick Moran, Michael Hurst |
| Genres: | Comedy, Crime |
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Revenue: $0
Budget: $2 |
| Updates |
Updated: Aug 04, 2024 Entered: Apr 30, 2024 |
| Name | Character |
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| Nick Moran | Des |
| Nick Brimble | Krakowski |
| Lisa Faulkner | Lauren |
| Phil Davis | Frank O'Reilly |
| Samantha Womack | Trixie (as Samantha Janus) |
| Joe Bugner | Palooka |
| Julian Clary | Jason |
| Angela Douglas | Celestia |
| David Cardy | Goldberg |
| Ruth Jones | Gladys |
| Dave Courtney | Baxter |
| Gary Tiplady | Burke |
| Callum Dixon | Hare |
| Hugh Fraser | Arthur Burnett CBE |
| Howard Lew Lewis | Kent |
| Paterson Joseph | Sean Boetang |
| Stephen Marcus | Lenny Von Something |
| Ray Parlour | Vince |
| Cleo Rocos | Sharon |
| Steve Speirs | Mystery Man |
| David Seaman | Huge Gangster |
| Terry Stone | Repro Man |
| Badi Uzzaman | Singh |
| Name | Job |
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| Nick Moran | Writer |
| Michael Hurst | Writer, Director |
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