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The future lies in kinky people
1987 | 105m | English

(1982 votes)

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Popularity: 2 (history)

Director: Terry Jones
Writer: David Leland
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The story of the rise of a madame of a suburban brothel catering to older men, inspired by the real experiences of Cynthia Payne. The story follows Christine Painter as the down-at-heel waitress who, with the help of prostitute Shirley and cross-dressing Wing Commander Morten, seeks to up her earnings by turning her suburban home into a brothel. Before long she and her girls are chaining up judges, spanking Generals and attending to the needs of Honourable Members. Christine sees herself as providing a vital service to these harmless pervs and when finally the house is busted and the case comes to court, it's fair to say that the presiding judge isn't unfamiliar with her work.
Release Date: Feb 12, 1987
Director: Terry Jones
Writer: David Leland
Genres: Comedy
Keywords sex scandal, politics, based on true story, prostitution, madame, brothel madam, gay theme
Production Companies Zenith Entertainment, United International Pictures, British Screen Productions
Box Office Revenue: $1,744,164
Budget: $0
Updates Updated: Aug 09, 2025
Entered: Apr 20, 2024
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Name Character
Julie Walters Christine Painter
Shirley Stelfox Shirley
Alec McCowen Wing Commander Morten
Danny Schiller Dolly
Tim Woodward Timms
Suzette Llewellyn Helen
Victoria Hardcastle Rose
Dave Atkins Sydney
Ewan Hooper Edward
Alan Bowyer David Painter
Peter Cellier Mr. Marples
Benjamin Whitrow Mr. Marsden
Stephen Lewis Mr. Dunkley
John Shrapnel Lionel
Nigel Le Vaillant The Man
Ron Pember Ron
Ivor Roberts Glossop
Arthur Cox Lennox
Stanley Lebor Jones
John Bailey Mr. Gardner
Carolyn Allen Carol
Sheila Gill Mrs. Winter
Jagdish Kumar Mr. Shah
Badi Uzzaman Mr. Patel
Arnold Brown The Vicar
Toni Palmer Aunt Winnie
Andrew MacLachlan Mr. McClellan
Arthur Hewlett Mr. Francis
Andreas Markos Mr. Costas
Michael Packer Ralph
Ian McNeice Harry
Helen Gemmell Jenny
Clare Clifford Fay
Joanna Dickens Gloria
Charlotte Alexandra Diane
Antony Carrick Edgar
Leon Lissek Mr. Popozogolou
Arthur Whybrow Mac
Anthony Collin Mr. Webb
Peter Wight Detective Gibson
Adam Morris Man in Video
Lorena Lee The Angel
Allan Stirland Phil
Mark Hardy Nicole
Lorraine Brunning Angela
Rupert Holliday-Evans Terry
Michelle Collins June
Pamela Duncan Jackie
David Leland Mr. Pilkington / Danielle
Janie Booth Court Usher
Nick Stringer P.C. Baker
Name Job
Debbie McWilliams Casting
Roger Deakins Director of Photography, Camera Operator
Hugo Luczyc-Wyhowski Production Design
Shuna Harwood Costume Design
Jane Coleman Art Direction
Carole Bennett Hairdresser
Jenny Shircore Makeup Artist
Sancia Simpson Makeup Artist
Jane Frazer Production Manager
Fraser Copp Second Assistant Director
Tim Dennison Third Assistant Director
Micky Finch First Assistant Director
Alastair Gow Construction Manager
Ray Perry Sr. Property Master
Colin Codner Boom Operator
Garth Marshall Sound Recordist
Laurie McDowell Assistant Sound Editor
Jim Dowdall Stunt Coordinator
Alan Stuart Stunt Coordinator
John Higgins Gaffer
Mike Laye Still Photographer
Dennis McTaggart First Assistant Editor
Francine Brown Continuity
Sarah Cellan-Jones Production Coordinator
Sara Keene Publicist
George Akers Editor
Terry Jones Director
David Leland Writer
John Du Prez Original Music Composer
John Ward Steadicam Operator
Name Title
Tim Bevan Producer
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Geronimo1967
7.0

Julie Walters is great in this story of a woman who starts off life working in a café but ends up being arrested for living off the immoral earnings made running a brothel for the great and the good. It's loosely based on the rise and fall of the renowned madam Cynthia Payne (who consulted on the dr ... ama) and reaches inside the murky sex industry, laying bare peccadilloes galore as we discover a wide variety of kinks that keep all ranges of society entertained and/or employed. "Christine" is a shrewd business woman whom aided by her stalwart "Dolly" (Danny Schiller); "Shirley" (Shirley Stelfox) and the RAF veteran Wing Commander - in panties and a bra - "Morten" (Alec McCowen) is making quite a go of her elicit enterprise. The police pop up now and again, but for the most part Terry Jones left me with thinking that this is actually quite an empowering drama. Certainly some of the women taking part do so out of necessity - and perhaps that is rather underplayed here - but we are also presented with the inescapable fact that human beings are all different and that the Victorian-era proscription of sex, and of sexual practices between consenting adults is long outdated and certainly no business of the state or their agencies. David Leland has written a script that is peppered with realism, sarcasm and proves ideal for the on-form Walters and her well targeted delivery. It does meander around familial discord a bit, which I didn't need - but the last few scenes speak (or should that be spank) volumes about the hypocrisy and double-standards that prevail in a society that should enjoy sex and keep it's nose where it belongs... It's good fun and thought-provoking in equal measure, and well worth a watch.

Jul 24, 2023