Minty the Assassin
A fanboy fantasy about lesbians, martial arts, high heels and science.
2009 | 80m | English
Popularity: 2 (history)
| Director: | Eugene Baldovino |
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| Writer: | Eugene Baldovino |
| Staring: |
| MINTY is a youthful, raven haired, punk rock, feminist, female super heroine, that gets her super powers from eating chocolate (which is a good source of antioxidants). One day Minty's agent, BIG BOSS, an older and honorable gentlemen, is taken hostage by DOCTOR BRAIN BENDER, the evil neuro-scientist. Minty then fights her way up various perverse floors of Doctor Brain Bender's paranormal building to rescue Big Boss. Several unusual villains stand in her way: CAPTAIN CAPABILITY, a freak of nature; SENSATIONAL NINJA, an effeminate assassin; RAT MONSTER, a depressed mutant; BRUCE ZEE, a psycho martial artist; MOLLY LEVIATHAN, a sensual super vixen; ZEN COWBOY, a blindfolded gunslinger; and DOUBLE DELICIOUS, an intellectual lesbian vampire. Throughout this wild odyssey, Minty educates her adversaries on the fascinating world of natural science and then uses her beauty, her brains, and pure brutality to demonstrate the biological theory of the survival of the fittest | |
| Release Date: | Aug 07, 2009 |
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| Director: | Eugene Baldovino |
| Writer: | Eugene Baldovino |
| Genres: | Comedy, Adventure, Action, Horror |
| Keywords | vampire, ninja, super power |
| Production Companies | Ground Down Productions |
| Box Office |
Revenue: $0
Budget: $0 |
| Updates |
Updated: Aug 11, 2024 Entered: Aug 11, 2024 |
| Name | Character |
|---|---|
| Elina Madison | Minty |
| Anthony Ray Parker | Big Boss |
| Tabitha Taylor | Double Delicious |
| Chip Joslin | Dr. Brain Bender |
| Jacki R. Chan | Molly Leviathan |
| Hawk Younkins | Captain Capability |
| Ricardo Mamood-Vega | Zen Cowboy |
| Elan Tom | Bruce Zee |
| David A. Lockhart | Rat Monster |
| Nora J. Novak | Cute Postal Woman |
| Jade English | Hot Security Guard |
| McKay Stewart | Sensational Ninja |
| Name | Job |
|---|---|
| Eugene Baldovino | Writer, Director, Editor |
| Marcus Ubungen | Cinematography |
| Name | Title |
|---|---|
| Ivan Hopkinson | Producer |
| Brandy Jones | Producer |
| Organization | Category | Person |
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