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Two and a Half Men

Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.
Premiered: Sep 22, 2003 | 12 seasons | 262 episodes

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Popularity: 71

Creator: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
Details
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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Name Character Episodes
Jon Cryer Alan Harper 262
Conchata Ferrell Berta 223
Angus T. Jones Jake Harper 207
Marin Hinkle Judith Harper 201
Holland Taylor Evelyn Harper 178
Charlie Sheen Charlie Harper 177
Melanie Lynskey Rose 85
Ashton Kutcher Walden Schmidt 85
Courtney Thorne-Smith Lyndsey Mackelroy 52
Ryan Stiles Herb 28
Amber Tamblyn Jenny 22
Sophie Winkleman Zoey 18
Graham Patrick Martin Eldridge Mackelroy 17
April Bowlby Kandi 16
Jane Lynch Dr. Linda Freeman 14
Jennifer Taylor Chelsea 13
Emmanuelle Vaugier Mia 12
Judy Greer Bridget Schmidt 11
Maggie Lawson Ms. McMartin 10
D. B. Sweeney Larry 10
Kelly Stables Melissa 10
Clark Duke Barry 8
Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg Courtney 8
J.D. Walsh Gordon 8
Brooke D'Orsay Kate 7
James Edson Stephan 'Bobby' Wasserstein 7
Mimi Rogers Robin Schmidt 6
Kimberly Williams-Paisley Gretchen 6
Martin Mull Russell 6
Ming-Na Wen Linda 5
Robert Wagner Teddy 5
Patton Oswalt Billy Stanhope 5
Aly Michalka Brooke 5
Robert Clotworthy TV Announcer (voice) 5
Katherine LaNasa Lydia 4
Missi Pyle Miss Pasternak 4
Stacy Keach Tom 4
Jennifer Taylor Suzanne 4
Carl Reiner Marty Pepper 4
Michael Bolton Michael Bolton 4
Macey Cruthird Megan 4
Jodi Lyn O'Keefe Isabella 3
Jeri Ryan Sherri 3
Tricia Helfer Gail 3
Denise Richards Lisa 3
Odette Annable Nicole 3
Jenna Elfman Frankie 3
Liz Vassey Michelle 3
Deanna Russo Laurel 3
John Amos Ed 3
Tinashe Celeste 3
Katy Mixon Betsy 3
Judy Greer Myra 2
Christian Slater Christian Slater 2
Rena Sofer Chrissy 2
Jaime Pressly Tammy 2
Miley Cyrus Missi 2
Gail O'Grady Mandi 2
Carol Kane Shelly 2
Sara Rue Naomi 2
Wayne Wilderson Dad 2
Rachel Cannon Chloe 2
Michael Clarke Duncan Jerome 2
Joel Murray Petey 2
Joel Murray Nick 2
Judd Nelson Chris 2
Meagen Fay Martha 2
Georgia Engel Jean 2
Paula Marshall Paula 2
Kimberly Quinn Donna 2
Matthew Marsden Nigel 2
Steven Eckholdt Brad 2
Kimberly Brooks Computer Voice 2
Coby Ryan McLaughlin Jeremy 2
Juliette Goglia Joanie 2
Susan Blakely Angie 2
Brian Stepanek Arthur 2
Marin Hinkle Judith Melnick 2
Steven Krueger Sean 2
Jeff Probst Himself 2
Robert Clotworthy Pilot (voice) 2
Robert Clotworthy Announcer 2
Aja Evans Emily 2
Justine Eyre Gabrielle 2
Mikki Padilla Bridesmaid #1 2
Carrie Reichenbach Alexis 2
Brooke Shields Danielle 1
Jonathan Banks Sid 1
Megan Fox Prudence 1
Gary Busey Gary Busey 1
Mila Kunis Vivian 1
Jodi Lyn O'Keefe Gail 1
Arnold Schwarzenegger Lieutenant Wagner 1
Dylan Minnette Little Charlie 1
Judy Greer Bridget Schmidt/Danny 1
Kathy Bates Charlie Harper 1
Krista Allen Olivia Peason 1
Lucy Lawless Pamela 1
Kelly Rohrbach Amber 1
James Earl Jones Himself 1
Emily Osment Amy 1
Sean Penn Himself 1
Thomas F. Wilson Mike 1
Allison Janney Beverly 1
Alicia Witt Miss Pasternak 1
Amanda Schull Alicia 1
Alicia Coppola Dr. Michelle Talmadge 1
Alicia Coppola TC Randall 1
Frances Fisher Priscilla Honeycutt 1
Taylor Cole Melanie Laughlin 1
Harry Dean Stanton Himself 1
Emmanuelle Vaugier Mia (uncredited) (archive footage) 1
Diora Baird Wanda 1
Kevin Sorbo Andy 1
Lilah Richcreek Estrada Keri 1
April Bowlby Kimber 1
Hilary Duff Stacey 1
Annie Potts Lenore 1
Julia Campbell Francine 1
Jason Alexander Dr. Goodman 1
Helena Mattsson Ingrid 1
Teri Hatcher Liz 1
Paget Brewster Jamie 1
Chris O'Donnell Bill 1
Janeane Garofalo Sharon 1
Alana de la Garza Crystal 1
Ken Jeong Male Nurse 1
Nicholas Gonzalez Baker 1
Diedrich Bader Dirk 1
Erinn Hayes Gretchen 1
Molly Morgan Megan 1
Clint Carmichael Fred 1
David Grant Wright John 1
Lori Lively Kathy 1
Julie Berman Sarah 1
Wayne Wilderson Roger 1
Charlie Dell Minister 1
Philip Tanzini Deejay (voice) 1
Matt Roth Greg 1
Travis Van Winkle Dylan 1
Sarayu Blue Emily 1
Dayna Devon Shopper (uncredited) 1
Brendan Patrick Connor Middle-Aged Guy 1
Brendan Patrick Connor Clive 1
Madison Mason Tommy Pearson 1
Kimberly Oja Betsy 1
Maria Tornberg Theresa 1
Rachel Cannon Nina 1
Barry Livingston Sam 1
Clint Culp William 1
Morgan Fairchild Donna 1
Orson Bean Norman 1
Bellamy Young Diane 1
Susan Sullivan Dorothy 1
Elaine Hendrix Sylvia 1
David Denman Jack 1
Emilio Estevez Andy 1
Willie Garson Dr. Staven 1
Bobby Cooper Himself 1
Jennifer Taylor Nina 1
Jennifer Taylor Tina 1
Richard Kind Artie 1
Brian George TV Narrator 1
Chloe Webb Trudy 1
Heather Locklear Laura 1
Jennifer Hale TV Announcer (V.O) 1
George Eads George (uncredited) 1
Loren Lester Emcee 1
Joel Murray Doug 1
Brooke D'Orsay Robin 1
Josie Davis Sandy 1
Lamont Thompson Bruno 1
Jim Lau Chinese Man 1
John Stamos John Stamos 1
John Stamos Prospective House Buyer 1
Natalie Zea Colleen 1
Marilu Henner Linda 1
Will Sasso Andrew 1
Marion Ross Margaret 1
Gary Anthony Williams Leo 1
Tammy Lauren Shannon 1
Jennifer O'Dell Margaret 1
Alessandra Torresani Kathy 1
Virginia Williams Tricia 1
Martin Sheen Harvey 1
Thomas Gibson Greg 1
Camryn Manheim Daisy 1
Ernie Grunwald Clinician 1
Cloris Leachman Norma 1
Eugene Byrd Lenny 1
Hayley Erin Milly 1
Amy Hill Mrs. Wiggins 1
Diane Farr Rachel 1
Jeanette O'Connor Debbie 1
Enrique Iglesias Fernando 1
Yvette Nicole Brown Mandy 1
Liz Vassey Kate 1
Kate Miner Nadine 1
Richard Riehle Santa 1
Edie McClurg Helen 1
Joe Manganiello Alex 1
Andrea Savage Lena 1
Kristin Dattilo Cindy 1
Desi Lydic Veronica 1
Nicole Steinwedell Veronica Hastings 1
Jennifer Aspen Stephanie 1
Tim Conway Tim 1
Ana Alexander Montage Doctor 1
Alicia Hannah-Kim Lotus 1
Charles Malik Whitfield Police Officer 1
Tricia O'Kelley Brooke 1
Tricia O'Kelley Shari 1
June Squibb Margaret 1
Bre Blair Rachel 1
Kristin Richardson Tiffany 1
Daya Vaidya Lucy 1
Lindsay Price Whitney 1
Jane Carr Sharon 1
Kim Shaw Maria 1
Spencer Locke Jill 1
Vernee Watson-Johnson Karen 1
Vernee Watson-Johnson Nurse 1
Vernee Watson-Johnson Nurse Phyllis 1
Vernee Watson-Johnson Nurse Lorna 1
Sam Lerner Andrew 1
Brittney Powell Clair 1
Jessica DiCicco Jenny (voice) 1
Kay Panabaker Sophie 1
Richard Whiten Officer Bryant 1
Richard Whiten Sergeant Preston 1
Max Mittelman Mechaenical Demon (voice) 1
Amanda Walsh Dawn 1
Stacey Travis Linda 1
Rico E. Anderson M.P. Searle 1
George Wyner Sheldon 1
Richard Lewis Stan 1
Eric Allan Kramer Bill 1
Brooke Lyons Gwen 1
Christina Moore Cynthia 1
Garry Marshall Garry 1
Myndy Crist Wendy 1
Marco Sanchez Hector 1
Elise Robertson Second Nurse 1
Mikaela Hoover Morgan 1
Ken Davitian Mr. Mardirosian 1
Annie Mumolo Teenage Girl #1 1
George Coe Victor 1
Tom Virtue Stan 1
Tom Virtue Minister 1
Lucky Vanous Kevin 1
J.D. Walsh Ted 1
Kristen Miller Debbie 1
Jud Tylor Deedeee 1
Nicole Forester Camille 1
Nikki Leigh Heidi 1
Ryan Stiles Dr. Melnick 1
Ryan Stiles Herb Melnick 1
Bridget Flanery Katie 1
Rhyon Nicole Brown Ashley 1
Raymond Ma Mr. Park 1
Christopher Neiman Joel 1
Cynthia Preston Heather 1
Amy Pietz Angie 1
Jackie Debatin Ginger 1
Alex McKenna Michelle 1
Brad Paisley Derek 1
Mark Roberts Mr. Malinkovich 1
Ingrid Rogers Keisha 1
Natalie Denise Sperl Janie 1
Aaron Refvem Chuck 1
Bruno Amato Officer Roberts 1
Emily Rose Janine 1
Sara Sanderson Kendra 1
Abigail Mavity Brianna 1
Danielle Bisutti Vicki 1
Jon Polito Mr. Sharipa 1
Roger V. Burton King Rupert 1
Brenda Koo Julie 1
Daniel Escobar Richard 1
Lynda Carter Lynda Carter 1
Mike Connors Hugo 1
Aisha Tyler Allison 1
Scott Bakula Jerry 1
Lee Garlington Peggy 1
Noel Fisher Freddie 1
Amanda Detmer Meghan 1
Jack Plotnick Mike 1
Jen Lilley Bridesmaid #4 1
Michael Bailey Smith Dave 1
Chasty Ballesteros Woman 1
Diane Delano Prison Matron 1
Brit Morgan Jill 1
Dorian Brown Pham Jennifer 1
Maria Zyrianova Sugar 1
Jim Meskimen Gangster #2 1
Rachele Brooke Smith Tracy 1
Eddie Shin Dr. Kim 1
Kate Luyben Woman 1
Elizabeth Bogush Emily 1
Jessica Collins Gloria 1
Lyn Alicia Henderson Patricia 1
Cerina Vincent Lulu 1
Sab Shimono Hiroshi 1
Stephanie Jacobsen Penelope 1
Elena Lyons Susan 1
Dakin Matthews Father Shaunassey 1
Shiloh Nelson Kid #6 1
Blake Bertrand Kid #1 1
Eve Gordon Brenda 1
Iqbal Theba Don 1
Deprise Brescia Vanessa 1
Nadine Ellis Jeanie 1
Amy Farrington Kathleen 1
Michael Patrick McGill Joseph 1
Michael Patrick McGill Officer Smith 1
Sandra McCoy Tina 1
Stephanie Erb Mrs. Schmidt 1
Rib Hillis Justin 1
Krista Kalmus Shauna 1
Grady Lee Richmond Elmer 1
Jamie Luner Tracy 1
Meredith Giangrande Girl #1 1
Mark Deklin Marcus 1
Carrie Stevens Pam 1
Amanda Swisten Darlene 1
Jim Piddock Edward 1
Larry Cedar Announcer (voice) 1
Larry Cedar Policeman #1 1
Lilli Birdsell Louanne 1
Jon Lovitz Archie Baldwin 1
Madison Riley Britte 1
Nikita Ager Stephanie 1
Shantel Wislawski Kim 1
Kristin Bauer Laura 1
Andrea Bogart Gretchen 1
John Pirruccello Police Helicopter Pilot 1
John Pirruccello Larry/Superdad (voice) 1
John Pirruccello Policeman (voice) 1
Chet Grissom Man 1
Cristine Rose Lenore 1
Bob Morrisey Dr. Little 1
Ski Carr Gonzales 1
Adamo Palladino Peter 1
Andy Mackenzie Ronald Wiedermeier 1
Molly Stanton Michaela 1
John Burke Detective Henry Ketchum 1
Austin Rogers Mark 1
Cheryl White Ruth 1
Rebecca Marshall Susan 1
Terry Rhoads Dr. Andrew Sperlock 1
Michael Lowry Wes Tosterone 1
Robert Clotworthy Gangster #1 1
Robert Clotworthy TV Commercial (voice) 1
Robert Clotworthy TV Commercial Announcer (voice) 1
Judah Nelson Kid #3 1
Angelique Cabral Shannon 1
Alex Kapp Donna 1
Sandra Purpuro Mona 1
Sandra Purpuro Cynthia 1
Nadia Bjorlin Jill 1
David Starzyk Eric 1
Ken Lerner Dr. Levine 1
Billy Gibbons Self [ZZ Top] 1
Elvis Costello Elvis Costello 1
Chris Coppola Douglas 1
Jamie Rose Sloane Jagov 1
Susse Budde Willow 1
Hope Allen Jenna 1
Arthur Darbinyan Joe 1
Andrea Bendewald Terry Sholander 1
Valerie Azlynn Beth 1
Jessica Lundy Allie 1
Bob Rumnock Minister 1
Dale Waddington Woman 1
Abbie Cobb Gabby 1
John Mendoza Sid 1
Darryl Stephens Man #1 1
Valery M. Ortiz Tracy 1
Brian Thomas Smith Emmett 1
Sophie Guest Kid #4 1
Jennifer Ann Massey Sheila 1
Sonia Jackson Andrea 1
Gwendoline Yeo Computer Voice 1
Jenn Liu Gwyneth 1
Isabella Kai Kid #5 1
Christina Scherer Jenny 1
Craig Gellis Mike 1
Ping Wu Coroner 1
Deena Dill Miss Tuttle 1
Nectar Rose Dottie 1
Andre Ware Officer Chamberlan 1
Jelly Howie Kristen 1
Kimberly Hébert Gregory Lisa 1
Anna Graves Flight Attendant 1
Hira Ambrosino Kim 1
Tina Morasco Summer 1
Katelin Petersen Katie 1
Marc Grapey Stuart 1
Danielle Lewis Dancer #3 1
Amanda Tosch Vicki 1
Suzanne Whang Anesthesiologist 1
Lisa Jay Ginger 1
Matt McKenzie Gary 1
Alexis Krause Kelly 1
Sandra Robinson Georgia 1
Brett Wagner Prison Cell Mate 1
Brian Patrick Wade Sam 1
Nikki Novak Naomi 1
Sara Erikson Bethany 1
Sara Erikson Jennifer 1
Nicole Travolta Heidi 1
Byrne Offutt Paul 1
Candace Kita Coco 1
Diane Sellers Ms. Gallagher 1
Jessica Lu Jean 1
Irena Violette Fawn 1
Frankie J. Allison Rodney 1
Brian Turk Mike 1
Andy Pessoa Andy 1
Brooke Mackenzie Beth 1
Leyna Nguyen Anchor 1
Jay Harik Cab Driver 1
Arturo Gil Ed 1
Joe Gieb Ted 1
Ewan Chung Attendant 1
Keena Ferguson Bridesmaid #2 1
Rodney J. Hobbs Locksmith 1
Jeff Clarke Sherman 1
Malea Rose Stacy 1
Monica Young Julie 1
Joseph S. Griffo Little Person 1
Katie Cleary Katherine 1
Claudia Choi Nurse 1
Johanna Nicosia Desiree 1
Ralph Cole Jr. Ricky 1
Avner Garbi Tailor 1
John O'Brien Waiter 1
Shane Woodson Man 1
Artt Butler Robot (voice) 1
Rod Britt Man 1
Tristan Byon Boy 1
Christina Chambers Kimberly 1
Caitlin Harris Lauren 1
Lillian Adams Mrs. Freemantle 1
Joe Dietl Mailman Mike 1
John Vance Leon 1
Gerald Brodin Man 1
Nayo Wallace Paulina 1
Brandon Killham Joey 1
Jim Grollman Cashier 1
Wayne Thomas Yorke Bob 1
Paulina Olszynski Trudy 1
Shanti Lowry Tara / Tanya 1
Peter A. Hulne Police Officer #2 (voice) 1
Madison Dylan Laurie 1
Meeghan Holaway Brenda 1
Alexandra Gold Jourden Dakota 1
J.J. Rodgers Luanne 1
Eddie Van Halen Himself 1
Kelly Sry Henry 1
JJ Snyder Terry 1
Tara Perry Sarah 1
Melanie Abramoff Taylor 1
Eben Ham Officer Doogan 1
Alem Brhan Sapp Sergeant 1
Alem Brhan Sapp Drill Sergeant 1
Layla Crawford Little Girl 1
Rebecca Avery Pregnant Woman 1
Dusty Hill Self [ZZ Top] 1
Denise Loveday Mother 1
Jenna Gering Naomi 1
Lauren Rose Lewis Shannon 1
Michael Edwin Proprietor 1
Richard V. Licata Councilman Stewart 1
Daniel Steven Gonzalez Paramedic 1
Judith Drake Cynthia 1
Christine Dunford Gloria 1
Steve Lawrence Steve 1
Gigi Rice Christine 1
Katrina Nelson Silent Betty 1
Elizabeth Ho Jasmine 1
David Mattey Lou 1
Ion Overman Vicki 1
Paige Peterson Hooker 1
Jacqueline Lord Lady #1 1
Jacqueline Lord Tiffany 1
Zaid Farid James 1
Jamal Duff James 1
Ashley Edner Teenage Girl #2 1
Karen Y. McClain Chrissy 1
Lisa Kaplan Female GPS Voice (voice) 1
Bill Smitrovich Rick 1
Ronobir Lahiri Dr. Gollygupta 1