| Cannon and Ball star as security guards Trevor and Bernard at the Margaret Thatcher Plaza shopping centre Trevor Purvis and his senior, Bernard Cooney, are security guards at the Margaret Thatcher Plaza shopping precinct. Whilst Bernard is eager to just get on and get the shift completed, Purvis is a little more casual with his use of company time. |
| Name | Character | Episodes |
|---|---|---|
| Bobby Ball | Trevor Purvis | 6 |
| Malcolm Hebden | Murray | 2 |
| Keith Barron | Tramp | 1 |
| Tony Melody | Les | 1 |
| Arbel Jones | Lady Elizabeth Lincoln Stubbs | 1 |
| Peter Armitage | Robber | 1 |