If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Everything is under control.
2025 | 113m | English
Popularity: 5 (history)
| Director: | Mary Bronstein |
|---|---|
| Writer: | Mary Bronstein |
| Staring: |
| With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist. | |
| Release Date: | Oct 10, 2025 |
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| Director: | Mary Bronstein |
| Writer: | Mary Bronstein |
| Genres: | Comedy, Drama |
| Keywords | hotel, therapist, female protagonist, motherhood, woman director, absent husband, anxious, mysterious illness |
| Production Companies | A24, Fat City, Central Pictures, Bronxburgh |
| Box Office |
Revenue: $21,263
Budget: $0 |
| Updates |
Updated: Oct 23, 2025 Entered: Feb 15, 2025 |
| Name | Character |
|---|---|
| Rose Byrne | Linda |
| Delaney Quinn | Child |
| Mary Bronstein | Dr. Spring |
| A$AP Rocky | James |
| Ivy Wolk | Diana |
| Mark Stolzenberg | Parking Attendant |
| Conan O'Brien | Therapist |
| Manu Narayan | Landlord |
| Danielle Macdonald | Caroline |
| Eva Kornet | Breathworker |
| Ella Beatty | Kate |
| Helen Hong | Eva |
| Daniel Zolghadri | Stephen |
| Josh Pais | Brad |
| Ronald Bronstein | Caroline's Husband (voice) |
| Laurence Blum | Police Officer |
| Lark White | Vanessa |
| Amy Judd Lieberman | Melanie |
| Char Sidney | Nurse |
| Jodi Michelle Pynn | Nurse |
| Christian Slater | Father (uncredited) |
| Name | Job |
|---|---|
| Lucian Johnston | Editor |
| Carmen Navis | Production Design |
| Filipe Messeder | Sound Designer, Supervising Sound Editor, Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Salome Oggenfuss | Casting |
| Matthew Atwood | Gaffer |
| Sarit Klein | Makeup Department Head |
| Elizabeth Warn | Costume Design |
| Kyra Boselli | Art Direction |
| Pamela May | Hair Department Head |
| Mary Bronstein | Screenplay, Director |
| Nitasha Bhambree | Stunt Coordinator |
| Christopher Messina | Director of Photography |
| Geraldine Barón | Casting |
| Kaili Corcoran | Set Decoration |
| Ruy García | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Anders Nyman | Visual Effects Supervisor |
| Nick Caramela | Sound Effects Editor |
| Chris Barnes | Marine Coordinator |
| Laura Heinzinger | Foley Editor |
| Ben Kruse | Foley Editor |
| Patrick Southern | Production Sound Mixer |
| Tommy Stang | Foley Artist |
| Aaron Becker | Title Designer |
| Michelle Waldron | Key Makeup Artist |
| Name | Title |
|---|---|
| Tatiana Bears | Co-Producer |
| Ryan Zacarias | Producer |
| Conor Hannon | Producer |
| Rita Walsh | Co-Producer |
| Bruno Vernaschi-Berman | Co-Producer |
| Eli Bush | Producer |
| Lauren Ebner | Associate Producer |
| Richie Doyle | Producer |
| Ronald Bronstein | Producer |
| Rose Byrne | Executive Producer |
| Josh Safdie | Producer |
| Sara Murphy | Producer |
| Mary Bronstein | Executive Producer |
| Organization | Category | Person |
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Popularity History
| Year | Month | Avg | Max | Min |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2024 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
| 2024 | 5 | 2 | 4 | 1 |
| 2024 | 6 | 2 | 6 | 0 |
| 2024 | 7 | 2 | 8 | 0 |
| 2024 | 8 | 2 | 5 | 0 |
| 2024 | 9 | 2 | 3 | 1 |
| 2024 | 10 | 1 | 3 | 1 |
| 2024 | 11 | 2 | 8 | 1 |
| 2024 | 12 | 2 | 4 | 1 |
| 2025 | 1 | 11 | 58 | 2 |
| 2025 | 2 | 5 | 9 | 1 |
| 2025 | 3 | 4 | 9 | 1 |
| 2025 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
| 2025 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
| 2025 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
| 2025 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| 2025 | 8 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
| 2025 | 9 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
| 2025 | 10 | 5 | 6 | 2 |
Trending Position
| Year | Month | High | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 | 10 | 123 | 524 |
| Year | Month | High | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 | 8 | 69 | 355 |