LovecraCked! The Movie
The truth is out there... we're just not entirely sure where.
2006 | 84m | English
Popularity: 1 (history)
| With tongue planted firmly in cheek, our story follows the exploits of a bumbling investigative journalist as he struggles to discover the truth behind enigmatic horror author H.P. Lovecraft and his mysterious past. Along the way strange and macabre tales play out, pulling the reporter ever deeper into the writer's mystical world. Will the journalist finally prevail or will he end up without a clue as usual? One thing's for sure: the truth is out there... he's just not entirely sure where. | |
| Release Date: | Jul 24, 2006 |
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| Director: | Elias Argentiere, Chad Bernhard, Jane Rose, Ashley Thorpe, Brian A. Bernhard, Simon Ruben, Tomas Almgren, Brian Barnes, Grady Granros, Doug Sakmann, Justin Powers |
| Writer: | Elias Argentiere, Jane Rose, H.P. Lovecraft, Tom Wontner, Brian A. Bernhard, Simon Ruben, Tomas Almgren, Brian Barnes, Doug Sakmann, Gillian MacGregor, Rebecca Finley, Robbie Simons |
| Genres: | Comedy, Fantasy, Horror |
| Keywords | |
| Production Companies | Biff Juggernaut Productions |
| Box Office |
Revenue: $0
Budget: $10,000 |
| Updates |
Updated: Sep 28, 2025 Entered: Sep 28, 2025 |
| Name | Character |
|---|---|
| Peter Bramhill | Greg / Bugboy (segment "BugBoy") |
| Nicky Ladanowski | Jessica (segment "BugBoy") |
| Dan Payne | Mark (segment "BugBoy") |
| Tom Wontner | Tom (segment "Witch's Spring") |
| Gillian MacGregor | Rhiannon (segment "Witch's Spring") |
| Nick Ewans | Slava (segment "Alecto") |
| Tommy Pistol | Dr. Hubert Breast (segment "Re-Penetrator") (archive footage) |
| Joanna Angel | Corpse Girl (segment "Re-Penetrator") |
| Lloyd Kaufman | Self |
| Elias Argentiere | Journalist |
| Nick Basile | H.P. Lovecraft |
| Nina Kwok | Sarah (segment "Alecto") |
| Eleanor Brunsdon | Slava's Mother (segment "Alecto") |
| Jerrod Bogard | Dan (segment "Coo-coo-Cthulhu") |
| Chad Bernhard | 70's Journalist |
| Rich Casella | Cameraman |
| Anna Ganster | Alien Mom |
| Ryan L. Johnston | Stockbroker |
| Brian A. Bernhard | Sci-Fi Nerd / Howard's Voice |
| Mary Holloway | Suburban Mom |
| Suzy Hotrod | Rump-shaking Troma Babe |
| Vicky Voltage | Busty Troma Babe |
| Nick Rezabek | Lance |
| Richard Wein | Herr Schlieffenzingenmeckleheimer |
| Barbara Hubach | Boat Rower |
| Martina Ganster | The Vagrant |
| Ryan Morris | Disapproving Clown |
| John Seaman | Harley Warren (segment "The Statement of Randolph Carter") |
| Jeffrey Velazquez | Jeffrey Velazquez Randolph Carter (segment "The Statement of Randolph Carter") |
| Ean Murphy | Creature (segment "The Statement of Randolph Carter") (voice) |
| Oliver Ostroga | Creature (segment "The Statement of Randolph Carter") (voice) |
| Matt Renicks | Eric (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition) |
| Glibulous Mongolota | Glibulous Mongolota Eric's Loser Neighbor (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition) |
| Asteria Wofford | Beer Thrower (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition) |
| Lauren Giddens | Recording Studio Producer (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition) |
| Mason Riley | Porn Store Cruiser/Lurker (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition) |
| Matt Powers | Lurker (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition) |
| Dusty Jones | Lurker (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition) |
| Adrienne Maresh | Groupie / Lurker (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition) |
| Justin Powers | Lurker (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition) |
| Scott Krakowski | Lurker (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition) |
| Amy Mattson | Groupie (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition) |
| Melinda Mendoza | Groupie (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition) |
| Melissa Mendoza | Groupie (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition) |
| Kunst Nubile | Groupie (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition) |
| Jaime Fuller | Groupie (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition) |
| Devon Wells | Party Goer (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition) |
| Mary Randall | Party Goer (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition) |
| Jorge Llamas | Party Goer (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition) |
| Cody Poole | Party Goer (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition) |
| Keely Carter | Party Goer (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition) |
| Wess Moeckel | Party Goer (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition) |
| Mike Withstandley | Artist (segment "Remain") |
| Rhys Vaughan | Young Slava (segment "Alecto") |
| Tom Blackburn | Slava's Father (segment "Alecto") |
| Beau Dearden | Lumberjack (segment "Chaos of Flesh") |
| Adam Armstrong | Carter Ward (segment "Chaos of Flesh") |
| Anna Wright | Girl / Spawn of Yog (segment "Chaos of Flesh") |
| Susan Adriensen | Dr. Koalesca (segment "Coo-coo-Cthulhu") |
| Name | Job |
|---|---|
| Elias Argentiere | Title Designer, Director, Editor, Story, Screenplay |
| Chad Bernhard | Sound Designer, Cinematography, Music, Director |
| Jane Rose | Director, Writer |
| Ashley Thorpe | Director |
| H.P. Lovecraft | Story |
| Tom Wontner | Writer |
| Brian A. Bernhard | Director, Music, Writer |
| Simon Ruben | Editor, Director, Writer |
| Tomas Almgren | Music, Editor, Director, Sound Designer, Costume Designer, Writer, Production Designer, Special Effects |
| Mick Grierson | Music |
| Anna Ganster | Makeup Artist, Still Photographer, Production Assistant, Costume Designer, Cinematography |
| Ismail Ahmed | Assistant Director, Editor |
| Brian Barnes | Director, Editor, Writer |
| Jane Maier | Makeup Artist |
| Kevin Freeman | Cinematography, Assistant Director |
| Keith Weir | Storyboard Artist |
| Todd Erdwurm | Sound Editor, Songs |
| Roy Rogers | Lighting Technician, Sound Recordist |
| Joe Renz | Music, Editor, Special Effects |
| Jerrod Bogard | Additional Photography |
| Christos Hatziioannou | Grip |
| Hanne Nordhagen | Camera Operator |
| Jason Mullins | Theme Song Performance |
| Martina Ganster | Driver |
| Trent Ermes | Title Designer |
| Grady Granros | Director |
| Doug Sakmann | Editor, Director, Writer, Special Effects |
| Gillian MacGregor | Writer |
| Rebecca Finley | Assistant Director, Writer |
| Amy Frazier | Cinematography |
| Pat Homily | Cinematography |
| Justin Powers | Director, Editor |
| Zombie Dong | Makeup Artist |
| Andrzeji Szanjia | Assistant Director |
| Jeremy Jurin | Sound Assistant |
| Mats Ekblad | Assistant Camera, Production Assistant |
| Hank Jacobs | Lighting Technician |
| Raymond Zablocki | Animation Director |
| Amy Spicer | Costume Designer |
| Ana Torres-Alvarez | Continuity |
| Joel Bond | Production Assistant |
| Robbie Simons | Writer |
| Tom Rowland | Music |
| Toby Trackman | Cinematography |
| Darien Train | Assistant Director |
| Zayed Kahn | Sound Recordist |
| Brian Kinney | Special Effects Makeup Artist |
| Luke Blair | Gaffer |
| Ben Jurin | Assistant Camera |
| Zafer Ulkucu | Lighting Technician |
| Leigh Rousson | Casting Consultant |
| James Cotton | Continuity |
| Karl Leopold | Animal Wrangler |
| Name | Title |
|---|---|
| Joanna Angel | Executive Producer |
| Nick Danger | Associate Producer |
| Marissa Goldstein | Executive Producer |
| Dunstan Kornicki | Producer |
| Joe Renz | Executive Producer |
| Elias Argentiere | Producer |
| Rebecca Finley | Producer |
| Grady Granros | Producer |
| Ean Murphy | Executive Producer |
| Doug Sakmann | Producer |
| Tomas Almgren | Producer |
| Brian A. Bernhard | Producer |
| Mitch Fontaine | Executive Producer |
| Biff Juggernaut | Executive Producer |
| Hanne Nordhagen | Producer |
| Zafer Ulkucu | Associate Producer |
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Popularity History
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| 2024 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| 2024 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| 2024 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2024 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2024 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2025 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2025 | 9 | 3 | 6 | 0 |
| 2025 | 10 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
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