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God Has a Rap Sheet
Things aren't always what they seem...
2003 | 118m | English
Popularity: 0.2 (history)
| Director: | Kamal Ahmed |
|---|---|
| Writer: | Kamal Ahmed |
| Staring: |
| 8 men in a holding cell with a homeless man who claims to be God. | |
| Release Date: | May 07, 2003 |
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| Director: | Kamal Ahmed |
| Writer: | Kamal Ahmed |
| Genres: | Drama |
| Keywords | god, jail, devil, homeless man |
| Production Companies | Score on Four Productions |
| Box Office |
Revenue: $0
Budget: $0 |
| Updates |
Updated: Feb 09, 2026 Entered: May 03, 2024 |
| Name | Character |
|---|---|
| John Ford Noonan | God |
| Peter Appel | Josh Zmirov |
| Bonz Malone | Big Rolla Bills |
| Mark Love | Anthony |
| Shane Franklin | Ian |
| Mohamed Djellouli | Mohamed |
| Andre De Leon | Oscar |
| Tommy Houlihan | Patrick |
| William Smith | Lucifer |
| Laura San Luis | Stripper #1 |
| Justine Noelle | Stripper #2 |
| Harley Flanagan | Irish Rogue |
| Dirk Martin | Nazi |
| Jeff Kovatch | Jewish Banker |
| Michael Harkins | Trans Person |
| Ron Balaguer | Trans Person |
| Ken Sih | Pedophile |
| Rick Li | Gay Guy |
| Rabia Williams | Girl Who Rejects Ian |
| Jim Thalman | Detective |
| Tony Mangia | Rogue Friend of Anthony |
| Scott Sherratt | 1920s Police |
| Jim Fletcher | 1920s Police |
| Denny Dale Bess | 1920s Police |
| Ramsay Davila | Scared Guy at Bar |
| Gloria Pichhadze | Wife of Professor |
| Salvatore Argano | Mobster |
| Artie Lange | Unfunny Fat Guy At Bar |
| James Lorinz | Unfunny Drunken Fool At Bar |
| David John Bernardo | Unfunny Bald Guy At Bar |
| Danielle Staub | Whore With Date At Restaurant |
| Stu Alson | Guy With Whore Date |
| Sammy Leonard | Crack Head |
| Hugo Valentin | Crack Head |
| Coati Mundi | Oscar's Dad |
| Lee Quiñones | Heroin Addict |
| Ken Mayo | Domino Player |
| Anthony Peralo | Italian Club Guy |
| Morgan Zvanut | Victim of Killer |
| Elias Klarevas | Bartender |
| Name | Job |
|---|---|
| Kamal Ahmed | Original Music Composer, Writer, Director |
| Tom Agnello | Director of Photography |
| Mark Bosch | Original Music Composer |
| Paul Errico | Original Music Composer |
| Anthony Peralo | Original Music Composer |
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