Seal Team Eight: Behind Enemy Lines

Well, this is going to be a simple and fast review, just because I'm not a professional movie critic. That being said you may already figured that I was able to watch as much as the common joe that watched the movies from the comfort of his couch and thus decides how to waste his time. And this w ... as not the movie to do so. HEAVILY stereotyped characters, situations, places and interactions made me drop the movie at less than 5 minutes in, but from the short experience, here's the punch points: Location: some "hi-tech, low taste" multi-level castle, where to get from dull time to fully operational readiness one would have to run down stairs in a hurry or rely on elevators? Don't think this is a "SEAL" barracks. Situations: men hanging out with "women" on night dresses on broad daylight inside an army facility? Or is this some tax-payed expensive 24x7 night-club for drunken sailors? Reaks 1970s Hollywood... Interactions: First thing you want to do to a new member of your team is to shout to their face like you're in "Full Metal Jacket"? Beyond garbage scripting/acting/directing. Verdict: there are better things to do with your time or better movies to watch on this theme, like "Zero Dark 30", "Lone Survivor" or Seal Team Six - The Hunt for Bin Laden". read more