Crooks
Who Said Crime Doesn't Pay?
2002 | 80m | English
Popularity: 1 (history)
| Director: | Paul Battista |
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| Writer: | Dan Battista, Paul Battista |
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| During a late night drinking binge with bartender Nicky (Michael Marino), sixty-five year-old postman Sol Solzberg (Charlie Callas) leaks the details of his life-long plan to rob some valuable stamps from the local post office. Sol then promptly drops dead of a heart attack. Suddenly armed with his sure-fire answer to his financial woes, Nicky assembles a "crack" team of hapless crooks, headed by his best friend Paul (Jim Norton), and begins to plan and execute the caper. Whoever said crime doesn't pay had this gang of moronic Jersey boys in mind! | |
| Release Date: | Feb 02, 2002 |
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| Director: | Paul Battista |
| Writer: | Dan Battista, Paul Battista |
| Genres: | Comedy |
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| Production Companies | Polychrome Pictures |
| Box Office |
Revenue: $0
Budget: $500 |
| Updates |
Updated: Feb 03, 2025 Entered: Apr 28, 2024 |
| Name | Character |
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| Jim Norton | Paul |
| Jessica Alexander | Carmella |
| Rozie Bacchi | Paulette |
| Maggie Bagley | Angela |
| D. Banno | Postal Worker on Break #5 |
| Carmine Battista | Frank Perrigrinno |
| Michael Carrara | Agent Russo |
| David Brown | Officer Tafoozi |
| Charlie Callas | Sol solzberg |
| Dale Grand | Bert Lanstein |
| Irma St. Paule | Agnes DeMilo |
| Name | Job |
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| Ken Halsband | Creative Producer |
| Harry Clein | Creative Producer |
| Dan Battista | Writer |
| Paul Battista | Director, Writer |
| Name | Title |
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| Dan Battista | Producer |
| Paul Battista | Producer |
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