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The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

IT WILL KILL YOU. EVEN IF IT TAKES THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
2008 | 10m | English

(6823 votes)

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Popularity: 2 (history)

Director: Richard Gale
Writer: Richard Gale
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From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.
Release Date: Sep 18, 2008
Director: Richard Gale
Writer: Richard Gale
Genres: Comedy, Horror
Keywords parody, spoof, murderer, short film
Production Companies Chaotic Rampage American Pictures, Richard Gale Films
Box Office Revenue: $0
Budget: $0
Updates Updated: Aug 09, 2025
Entered: Apr 13, 2024
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Name Character
Paul Clemens Jack Cucchiaio
Michael James Kacey The Doctor
Fay Kato The Mystic
Melissa Paladino The Girlfriend
Brian Rohan The Murderer
Richard Gale Narrator (voice)
Name Job
Richard Gale Writer, Cinematography, Editor, Director, Photoscience Manager
Christopher Brady Original Music Composer, Music
Name Title
Richard Gale Producer
Organization Category Person
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