Hardbodies
If you don't know what they are, you don't know what you're missing.
1984 | 88m | English
Popularity: 2 (history)
| Director: | Mark Griffiths |
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| Writer: | Mark Griffiths, Steve Greene, Eric Alter |
| Staring: |
| Three middle-aged daddies visit California to have a marvelous time at the beach. When they learn that a nice apartment and an expensive cabriolet isn't enough for them to score with the chicks, they employ a student to help them. At first he's as disgusted of them and his job as his girlfriend, but soon they find out how to use the situation to everyone's benefit. | |
| Release Date: | May 04, 1984 |
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| Director: | Mark Griffiths |
| Writer: | Mark Griffiths, Steve Greene, Eric Alter |
| Genres: | Comedy |
| Keywords | politically incorrect, older man younger woman relationship, beach house, middle ages (476-1453), psychotronic, sex comedy, swimsuit, beach blanket, nude modeling |
| Production Companies | Columbia Pictures, Chroma III Productions |
| Box Office |
Revenue: $7,100,000
Budget: $1,995,000 |
| Updates |
Updated: Feb 01, 2025 Entered: Apr 13, 2024 |
| Name | Character |
|---|---|
| Grant Cramer | Scotty |
| Teal Roberts | Kristi |
| Gary Wood | Hunter |
| Michael Rapport | Rounder |
| Sorrells Pickard | Ashby |
| Roberta Collins | Lana |
| Cindy Silver | Kimberly |
| Courtney Gains | Rag |
| Kristi Somers | Michelle |
| Crystal Shaw | Candy |
| Darcy DeMoss | Dede |
| Antony Ponzini | Rocco |
| Marvin Katzoff | Dorky Geek |
| Kip Waldo | Head Geek |
| Michael Miller | Landlord |
| Chuck Hart | Young Geek |
| Kane Hodder | Older Geek |
| Kit Garfield | Hardbody in Car |
| Erika Dockery | Hardbody in Car |
| Karen Kelly | Hardbody on Bike |
| Karen LaVoie | Jogging Hardbody |
| Kathleen Kinmont | Pretty Skater |
| Steve Workman | Hair Stylist |
| Jackie Easton | Girl in Dressing Room |
| Janet Gardner | Vixen - Lead Vocals |
| Jan Kuehnemund | Vixen - Lead Guitar |
| Pia Miacco | Vixen - Bass |
| Laurie Hedlund | Vixen - Drums |
| Tamara Ivanov | Vixen - Rhythm Guitar |
| Juli Lawrence | Nicki |
| Julie Always | Photo Session Hardbody |
| Leslee Bremmer | Photo Session Hardbody |
| Tina Riccio | Photo Session Hardbody |
| Karen Lybrand | Photo Session Hardbody |
| Deborah Scardilli | Rocco's Girl |
| Louise Baker | Rocco's Girl |
| Dana Gonzalez | Rocco's Girl |
| Laurie Bath | Rocco's Girl |
| Lorena Hartley | Rocco's Girl |
| Scott Kaufman | Krak (Group in Club) |
| John Steele | Krak (Group in Club) |
| David Spector | Krak (Group in Club) |
| Marcia Karr | Hardbody on Stairs |
| Steve Gold | Farnsey |
| Joyce Jameson | Rounder's Mom |
| Oliver Theess | Surfer (uncredited) |
| Mark Wilson | Partygoer |
| Name | Job |
|---|---|
| BJ Davis | Stunt Coordinator |
| Kane Hodder | Stunts |
| Geno Havens | Casting |
| Mark Griffiths | Director, Screenplay |
| Roberta Doheny | Dialogue Editor |
| Darryl Duran | Music Editor |
| Terrie Silverman | Apprentice Sound Editor |
| Janice McKay | Apprentice Sound Editor |
| Chris Lombardi | First Assistant Camera |
| Lex duPont | Second Assistant Camera |
| Peter Roberts | Still Photographer |
| Shaun Madigan | Gaffer |
| Elizabeth Webber | Best Boy Electric |
| Sven Kirsten | Electrician |
| David Bodin | Key Grip |
| Herb Ault | Best Boy Grip |
| David Brownlow | Sound Recordist |
| Sarah Johnstone | Boom Operator |
| Mary Jo Devenney | Boom Operator |
| Dori Cooper | Wardrobe Assistant |
| Medusah | Makeup & Hair |
| Chuck Hart | Stunts |
| Eric M. Breiman | Assistant Director |
| Daniel Eisenberg | Second Assistant Director |
| Kathryn Weygand | Continuity |
| Gregg Fonseca | Production Design |
| Annie Huntley | Set Decoration |
| Michael Paul Clausen | Assistant Art Director |
| Kate Long | Casting Associate |
| Jack Hilton | Assistant Editor |
| John Kwiatkowski | Sound Effects Editor |
| Diane G. Fish | Makeup & Hair Assistant |
| Terry Woolman | Special Effects |
| Kate McMahon | Production Coordinator |
| Robert Roda | Production Coordinator |
| Sy Levin | Location Coordinator |
| Gregg Fienberg | Location Manager |
| Marianne Fisher | Second Unit Director |
| Nancy Rigg | Continuity |
| Bob Weiss | Additional Photography |
| Steve Wright | Additional Photography |
| David Calloway | Additional Photography |
| Vic Caesar | Music Director |
| Randy Digrazio | Choreographer |
| Kevin Benson | Music Supervisor |
| Irwin Mazur | Music Supervisor |
| Nguyen Kim Lan | Title Designer |
| Andy Blumenthal | Editor |
| Tom Richmond | Director of Photography |
| Steve Greene | Story, Screenplay |
| Eric Alter | Story, Screenplay |
| Name | Title |
|---|---|
| Judy Mooradian | Associate Producer |
| Jeff Begun | Producer |
| Ken Dalton | Producer |
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Popularity History
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| 2024 | 4 | 15 | 23 | 9 |
| 2024 | 5 | 17 | 29 | 11 |
| 2024 | 6 | 15 | 25 | 7 |
| 2024 | 7 | 16 | 39 | 7 |
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| 2024 | 10 | 9 | 17 | 5 |
| 2024 | 11 | 11 | 28 | 5 |
| 2024 | 12 | 8 | 20 | 5 |
| 2025 | 1 | 11 | 18 | 6 |
| 2025 | 2 | 7 | 10 | 2 |
| 2025 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 |
| 2025 | 4 | 1 | 4 | 1 |
| 2025 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 1 |
| 2025 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
| 2025 | 7 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| 2025 | 8 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| 2025 | 9 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| 2025 | 10 | 2 | 2 | 2 |
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