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Conceived by a lunatic, hatched within a human womb...
1989 | 84m | English
Popularity: 0.3 (history)
| Director: | Andrew Jordan |
|---|---|
| Writer: | Andrew Jordan, Barry J. Gillis |
| Staring: |
| An impotent husband with a fanatical desire to father children, forces his wife to undergo a dangerous experiment. This results in the birth of a multitude of monstrous THINGS. | |
| Release Date: | Sep 01, 1989 |
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| Director: | Andrew Jordan |
| Writer: | Andrew Jordan, Barry J. Gillis |
| Genres: | Horror |
| Keywords | monster, experiment, pregnancy, giant insect, porn star, gore, chainsaw, parasite, canuxploitation, female reporter |
| Production Companies | Left Field Productions |
| Box Office |
Revenue: $0
Budget: $35,000 |
| Updates |
Updated: Feb 11, 2026 Entered: Apr 27, 2024 |
| Name | Character |
|---|---|
| Amber Lynn | Reporter |
| Barry J. Gillis | Don Drake |
| Bruce Roach | Fred Horton |
| Doug Bunston | Doug Drake |
| Jan W. Pachul | Dr. Lucas |
| Patricia Sadler | Susan Drake |
| Name | Job |
|---|---|
| Andrew Jordan | Writer, Director, Editor |
| Barry J. Gillis | Writer, Editor |
| Glenn Orr | Special Effects |
| Dan Riggs | Director of Photography |
| Jack Procher | Original Music Composer |
| Name | Title |
|---|---|
| Barry J. Gillis | Producer |
| Andrew Jordan | Producer |
| Lorrinda Collins | Executive Producer |
| Organization | Category | Person |
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## What. Just...what? Lots of "in"s in this movie. Inexplicable, Inchereant, intolerable, the list goes on. Even Rifftrax can't make it tolerable. The blurb makes it sound like a cheap *Evil Dead* knockoff. The 2x4 Rami mounted their camera on has more acting talent than anyone in this m ... ovie. Amber's half-assing it, though she does have a whole ass to give for better productions. There is video proof of that at least.
Mar 04, 2025