The Night Watchmen
Some men were born heroes... It wasn't these guys.
2017 | 90m | English
Popularity: 1 (history)
| Director: | Mitchell Altieri |
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| Writer: | Ken Arnold, Jamie Nash, Dan DeLuca |
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| Three inept night watchmen, aided by a young rookie and a fearless tabloid journalist, fight an epic battle to save their lives. A mistaken warehouse delivery unleashes a horde of hungry vampires, and these unlikely heroes must not only save themselves but also stop the scourge that threatens to take over the city of Baltimore. | |
| Release Date: | Mar 04, 2017 |
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| Director: | Mitchell Altieri |
| Writer: | Ken Arnold, Jamie Nash, Dan DeLuca |
| Genres: | Comedy, Horror |
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| Production Companies | Splendid Film, Indie Entertainment, Orama Filmworks, Contender Films, Studio BOH |
| Box Office |
Revenue: $0
Budget: $0 |
| Updates |
Updated: Feb 01, 2025 Entered: Apr 13, 2024 |
| Name | Character |
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| Ken Arnold | Ken |
| Dan DeLuca | Luca |
| Kevin Jiggetts | Jiggetts |
| Kara Luiz | Karen |
| Max Gray Wilbur | Rajeeve |
| James Remar | Randall |
| Matt Servitto | Willy |
| Diona Reasonover | Penny |
| Rain Pryor | Margaret |
| Tiffany Shepis | Stacy |
| Sarah French | Danielle |
| Bill Steffey | Office Vampire |
| Name | Job |
|---|---|
| Ken Arnold | Writer |
| Jamie Nash | Writer |
| Mitchell Altieri | Director |
| Dan DeLuca | Writer |
| Ilyana Eberhardt | Stunt Double |
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Horrible watch, will not watch again, and recommend you actively avoid. I'm not even sure this one would make a good Bad Movie Night. It's essentially a bunch of jokes written with the concept of normalcy happening in a completely crazy situation just strung together. The jokes are mediocre ... at best, the cast isn't great, and it's a minimal production budget. Even if the budget was better, I'm not sure the vision is of quality. This is allegedly a "vampire" movie, and after Twilight, I didn't think I could be upset at vampires in a different way, but this movie found it: just treat them like zombies. This is literally a "fast zombie" / infected movie, but instead, they call them vampires because they can't handle sunlight. I have a very long statement about what vampires were, what they've become, what they mean, and what they should be, but honestly this movie isn't worth it here in this review. Just avoid it, unless you've run out of zombie movies to watch.