Gladiatress
Does my gluteus maximus look big in this?
2004 | 89m | English
Popularity: 1 (history)
| Director: | Brian Grant |
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| Writer: | Nick Whitby |
| Staring: |
| Three unlikely heroines set out to thwart a Roman invasion and save Celtic Britain in their own unique and outrageous style. | |
| Release Date: | Aug 19, 2004 |
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| Director: | Brian Grant |
| Writer: | Nick Whitby |
| Genres: | Comedy, Adventure, Action |
| Keywords | spoof, celts |
| Production Companies | Mission Pictures |
| Box Office |
Revenue: $0
Budget: $0 |
| Updates |
Updated: Aug 03, 2024 Entered: Apr 13, 2024 |
| Name | Character |
|---|---|
| Doon Mackichan | Dwyfuc |
| Fiona Allen | Smirgut the Fierce |
| Sally Phillips | Worthaboutapig |
| David Hayman | General Rhinus |
| Ronan Vibert | Caesar |
| Pam Ferris | Mrs Goatsplitter |
| Rory MacGregor | Dubonet Warrior |
| Philippe De Grossouvre | Jean Marcosivellauniviromandiboule |
| Marcia Warren | Queen Tuathfhlaifthfth |
| Adam Fogerty | Wolfsclaw |
| Nicholas Le Prevost | Crassus |
| Dermot Keaney | French Speaker |
| Mark Benton | Hermes, Stage Manager |
| Tristan Gemmill | Firmus |
| Nicola Stephenson | Dubonni Woman |
| Sandra Reinton | Andrasta |
| William Chubb | Chamberlain |
| Brendan O'Hea | Welsh Suitor |
| Dorian MacDonald | Geordie Suitor |
| Bruno Lastra | Messenger |
| Anna Wilson-Jones | Lofacta |
| George Antoni | Barman |
| Joe Fraser | Moneychanger |
| Cliff Parisi | Cockney Smuggler |
| Julian Rivett | Cockney Lookout |
| Lloyd Hutchinson | Pictish Man |
| Nick Cavaliere | Roman Officer |
| Hugh Sachs | Lawyer |
| Joe Montana | Schlaffwaffe |
| Oliver Ford Davies |
| Name | Job |
|---|---|
| Brian Grant | Director |
| Crispian Sallis | Production Design |
| Paul Ghirardani | Art Direction |
| Bill Hargreaves | Props, Dressing Prop |
| Nick Whitby | Writer |
| James Seymour Brett | Original Music Composer |
| Witold Stok | Director of Photography |
| Fiona Colbeck | Editor |
| Simon Wakefield | Set Decoration |
| Dinah Collin | Costume Design |
| Tony Woollard | Art Direction |
| Marilyn Johnson | Casting |
| Name | Title |
|---|---|
| Graham Broadbent | Producer |
| Bruce Davey | Producer |
| Organization | Category | Person |
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Popularity History
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| 2024 | 4 | 8 | 14 | 4 |
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| 2025 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
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Ok, come on - it's not so very, very bad... Yes, the jokes are pretty puerile and the acting leaves quite a lot to be desired, but isn't this just running with the baton well established by the equally tarnished "Carry On" films - only, to be fair, without quite the same degree of sexist and banal i ... nnuendo? The plot is nonsense, but that doesn't really matter - it's meant to be a light-hearted role-reversal film where the stereotypes are reversed and it is the women who have the brains to defeat the encroaching Roman Legions invading Celtic Britain back in the day when togas and face painting were not just things on a Christian Lacroix catwalk. It clearly had a tiny budget, none of which was spent on a decent script, and you just know you are never going to get this 90 minutes of your life back again, but the character names are mildly amusing and the cast - especially Marcia Warren and Pam Ferris seem to be having a laugh too - with or at is anyone's guess. Rubbish, yes - but it's British rubbish...