Cruise of the Gods
2002 | 90m | English
Popularity: 3 (history)
| Director: | Declan Lowney |
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| Writer: | Peter Baynham, Tim Firth, Michael Marshall Smith |
| Staring: |
| Andy Van Allen, former hero of the cult 80s futuristic TV show Children of Castor, is now working as a hotel porter. When Andy receives an unusual offer - the Children of Castor fan club-organised cruise around the Greek islands, with him as the principal celebrity - a combination of Andy's cynicism, his fans' adoration, a misguided sexual encounter and an unexpected reunion with his more famous co-star, Nick Lee, ensure the paradise cruise is far from plain sailing. | |
| Release Date: | Dec 23, 2002 |
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| Director: | Declan Lowney |
| Writer: | Peter Baynham, Tim Firth, Michael Marshall Smith |
| Genres: | Comedy, Drama, TV Movie |
| Keywords | |
| Production Companies | Baby Cow Productions, BBC |
| Box Office |
Revenue: $0
Budget: $0 |
| Updates |
Updated: Aug 09, 2025 Entered: Apr 28, 2024 |
| Name | Character |
|---|---|
| Rob Brydon | Andy Van Allen |
| Steve Coogan | Nick Lee |
| David Walliams | Jeff Monks |
| James Corden | Russell |
| Philip Jackson | Hugh Bispham |
| Niall Buggy | Graham Ball |
| Helen Coker | Jenny |
| Rachel Shelley | Yasmina |
| Jack Jones | Himself |
| Brian Conley | Himself |
| Robin Weaver | Vivienne |
| Daniel Cerqueira | Daniel |
| Matt Whitelock | Neil |
| Julian Field | Billy's Time Bike Fan |
| Arturo Venegas | Captain Koulouris |
| Di Botcher | Mrs Hatcher |
| Gray O'Brien | 'Casualty' Doctor |
| Lisa McNaught | Gemma Clay |
| Gavan O'Herlihy | Mickey |
| Shelley Blond | PA Romy |
| Tom Alexopoulos | Jim Schneider |
| Paul Mark Elliott | Castor Voice Over |
| Jake Broder | Lloyd |
| Russell Brand | Woolly Hat Fan |
| Vasilis Panayi | Photographer |
| Cole Borris | One-eyed Child |
| Dallas Messias | Jack Jones Fan |
| Andrew McHale | Pool 'Castormind' Fan |
| Ugo Mazin | 'Watson' |
| Ian Robertson | 'Ponytailed Scumbag' |
| Lisa Wood | Child of Castor |
| Name | Job |
|---|---|
| Corrie Fraser | Music |
| Mykael S. Riley | Music |
| Francis De Groote | Cinematography |
| Declan Lowney | Director |
| Peter Baynham | Writer |
| Tim Firth | Writer |
| Michael Marshall Smith | Writer |
| Chris Dickens | Editor |
| Name | Title |
|---|---|
| Alison MacPhail | Producer |
| Steve Coogan | Executive Producer |
| Tim Firth | Associate Producer |
| Henry Normal | Executive Producer |
| Organization | Category | Person |
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Popularity History
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| 2024 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 1 |
| 2024 | 5 | 4 | 8 | 1 |
| 2024 | 6 | 3 | 7 | 0 |
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| 2025 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| 2025 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2025 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| 2025 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2025 | 10 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
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